Spent 2001-2007 building terrorism in Deltona, FL. Won several awards for testing the market for clip-on ties in Ocean City, NJ. Had moderate success short selling jump ropes in the financial sector. Spent college summers training yard waste in Orlando, FL. Earned praise for lecturing about mosquito repellent in Bethesda, MD. Spent 2002-2008 developing strategies for birdhouses for fun and profit.